LOONY....

Saturday, October 07, 2006

My Dear Cynicism...

LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.*
*
ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.*
*
KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged
tone.*
*
CANNON'S KARMIC LAW: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.*
*
O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW: If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.*
*
BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.*
*
RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you
know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.*
*
WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.*
*
ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.*
*
BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive last.*
*
OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.*



"WHAT IS MIND? MIND IS A MATTER.
WHAT IS MATTER? NEVER MIND"


Cheerz!

Courtesy: ORKUT

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

finally becoming a typical "science student"?
i'm proud of u !

Saturday, October 07, 2006 11:28:00 PM

 
Blogger ritwika said...

by the tone of ur comment, ur certainly someone i kno... why remain anonymous??

btw, still far from a 'typical' science student.. :D

Sunday, October 08, 2006 10:29:00 AM

 

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