Pollution promotes progeny

tg puttu's conjecture:
The chances of a woman getting twins increases when shes tall or eats lotta dairy products or lives near a really polluted area??

Theorization needed

In my opinion, polluted environment have bacteria/protozoa/virus which does various kinds of interference with metabolism and work against the smooth functioning of ecosystem.

With over pollution due to the added toxic chemicals even these micro-organisms can get their genetic structures up and they can become Intelligent. They see it clearly that its actually the over population of human race that is a threat to the ecosystem. Now they intelligently follow their goals of ruining the ecosystem by helping this population explosion, hence twins, triplets and quadruplets.

me:
don't ask